What I Learned from the Final Debate
Lessons from the fourth and final debate:
- The chance of you seeing a "Joe Plumber" Halloween costume at your office party just rose about 7,630%
- The "health" of a mother is a vague thing that doesn't really exist, like "leprechauns" or "chiropracty."
- Autism is sort of like Downs, which is kind of like Dwarfism. So Sarah Palin cares deeply about Hobbits, and will be a strong voice for Hobbits in a McCain administration.
- John McCain has lost all credibility. He said he would reduce the debt in four years. Four! John McCain could tell me that he would use the power of the Presidency to return <i>Manimal</i> to the small screen and bring back the McRib, and I still wouldn't believe him. But he wants me to buy the idea he'll eliminate the deficit in four years?
- The next time he sees him, Breyer is totally gonna sucker punch Obama for sandbagging him on that "no" vote Breyer didn't know about until tonight.
- I am a strong, confident, heterosexual man, but even I got aroused when Obama said "sexuality is sacred."
